Step 1 open up your hardcover copy of Finnegans Wake. Kindle? PDF? Go fuck yourself
Step 2 open the excel file of your prospects. Don’t have any prospects? Good. Very good.
Step 3 google businesses that sound fun. write these all down. Contact information. All of it.
Step 4 take a hit off your dab pen. Not in California or Colorado? Looks like somebody has to make more contacts.
Step 5 riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend…you’ll get the hang of it.
Step 6 open a youtube window. Play “slowride” by foghat while reading the Wake.
-By now, you should be feeling the THC ripping out your soul.
Step 7 “slowride” should be beginning to sound like the voice of a god which has no name.
Step 8 time for your first call of the day. Honesty is key. Talk about your current state of mind and provide your own metaphysical description of the product you’re selling.
Step 9 deharush kvatch en noooo
Step 10 ?
20 Steps Or Less 