How to eat a burger

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Written by 20stepsorless

Step 1 order the burger

Step 2 prepare napkins bib-style

Step 3 take first bite.

Step 4 take another

Step 5 make soft moaning sounds.

Step 6 another bite

Step 7 make slightly more intense moaning sounds

Step 8 lay off.  Some kid is probably staring at you.

Step 9 take a deep breath

Step 10 moan extremely loud until you’re asked to leave.

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