Step 1 call up a friend or hire an actor off craigslist. If you live in los angeles, this is easy.
Step 2 film this person walking across a field. should be one long continuous take.
Step 3 Film this same person eating soup. Once again, one long take. No jump cuts, you twitchy millennial.
Step 4 Film this same person singing whatever comes to mind. Doesn’t matter if it’s off-key. Might even work better that way.
Step 5 load your clips into iMovie. Add a b/w filter. Voi-la. Palm D’or.
20 Steps Or Less 